The Loopy Librarian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ZHPJT2Kp4

My daughter stepped on a little snake in the driveway tonight, and it bit her on the foot. My husband got a good look at it and figured out it wasn’t poisonous, and my daughter was really cool about it. She said, “Well, I don’t blame it for biting me. I’d bite too if I [...]

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I have a new job in Administration. I thought it would be a dry and humorless job filled with endless paperwork, and, to be honest it sometimes is.  I write and review policies, apply for grants, deal with personnel issues and patron complaints. When I first learned of my new job responsibilities, I kept listening [...]

“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem. I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?”

If you are like most people, you think of librarians as shy and quiet folks who talk in hushed tones and say “Sshh” alot. I have yet to meet that librarian. Maybe she does exist somewhere, but the librarians I know are vibrant, animated people with definite opinions and interesting lives. If you don’t believe [...]

We’ve been saving egg-cartons for a few months now in preparation for the Summer Reading Program.  As I was studying spray paint selections and pondering which colors would make the best egg-carton bugs, I thought

This video from YouTube celebrates the secret, darker side of librarians. Never cross a librarian or this could be your fate…(evil, depraved laugh here).

A chicken walked in to the library, went up to the librarian, flapped her wings and said, “Bok! Bok!”  The librarian reached behind her, grabbed a book, and placed it under the chicken’s wing. And, out the door, the chicken waddled. A few minutes later, the chicken returned.  She placed the book on the counter, looked [...]

I’m looking for inspiration in a Mexican restaurant.  I’ve found nachos with cheese dip–even better!  This being my first blog entry, it’s got to be really good.  Hey! Here comes my Margarita (Sip).  As I was saying, this being my first blog, it’s got to be really – Pass the tortillas – good.  Oops, let’s [...]